baked potato 

a mentally disabled person stuck in a fire

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato

baked potato by stupidcunt1726 February 10, 2019

baked potato 

When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.

aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!

baked potato by Naughty Baratone August 9, 2010

Baked Potato 

(n.) An uncooked potato that has been hollowed out and has been used as a pipe to smoke marijuana

Dude I just had (smoked) a baked potato in that alley over there

Baked Potato by The Roach Clip of the Future January 29, 2010

Baked Potato 

The act of "pooping" in ones backpack so a hot steamy suprise awaits the backpack owner.

...............................Baked Potato...................................

Baked Potato by Webster's Rejects February 18, 2010

Baked Potato 

code word for hand job

"i sure could use a baked potato, hunny"

Baked Potato by jbrawl February 3, 2010

baked potato 

A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)

Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!

baked potato by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Baked Potato 

1.The gayest of all homosexual acts known to man. Performed by a two men. One holds the other upside down, while both perform oral sex to the other.

2. Used as a derogitory term when one does not like another person. Can be used in three forms: The original "Baked Potato", The "Flamin' Baked Potato", and
the "Homing Missile Baked Potato". Each with coresponding hand gestures.

"The Ref. likes the Baked Potato." "Take your Baked Potato, light it on fire, and throw it. Kaboom." "Take your Baked Potato, light the fuse. Three, Two, One, blast off."

Baked Potato by J.ADAMS June 11, 2006