A sweetheart and a gentleman with a massive 8-inch cock. Nevertheless, he is an absolute fucking
idiot. Yoav is that one
guy at school who you
don't call by his first name, you just say "Hey
idiot." Yoav is special though, he sees stuff that we cannot see. Sometimes he stares at a wall and becomes a philosopher and even sometimes, he looks at the mirror and sees Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although Yoav
may seem superhuman, which he is, he does have two major flaws. One is rolling his rs and the other is eating fruit and vegetables. Fruit and vegetables in a
2-meter radius could damage Yoavs last remaining brain cells indicating the end of humanity.
Protect him at all costs.
Mother of the patient. Is everything okay with my son?
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your son has been diagnosed with Yoavitis.
Mother of the patient: Yoav ! why are you such a fucking
idiot?
Yoav: Thank you very much!