A middle aged man posing as a straight male and even living with his
wife and kids but is secretly a
faggot. They are usually stuck with old habits such as 80's music(George
Michael), are sporting a skullett and of course a hat to cover the bald spot and are obsessed with Cher and Tammy Wynette, not to mention forcing his daughters to dress up as them as they are growing up, scarring them for life to fulfill his own sick fantacies of wanting to be the one dressed up. Their transportation is usually an old camaro. They
kill small animals to fulfill the complete emptiness inside them that
will never amount to anything. As they age their lack of hiding the fact that they are a complete
homosexual becomes obvious to everyone around them including their scarred adolescent daughter, with 2 and 3 hour phone calls to their boyfrind as the pain pills they are taking masks their ability to hide or ever care who hears them talking about taking loads in the ass and in the mouth but in their eyes, once off their
high, are still living the fake life of a straight man.
"Look at that Tinky Winky! His
wife didn't wash the dishes
right..oh no, he's hosing her down with mustard
right in front of his young daughters and sending her away crying into the bedroom."
