stonks 

achieve much profit many yes

omg we have achieved stonks level

stonks by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 5, 2019

stonks 

you have good luck and everything turns out fine for you

Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks

stonks by not a dictionary September 9, 2019

Stonks 

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you up to your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
"Stonks"

Stonks by DankStonks June 17, 2019

Stonks 

1998 Yahoo: Refuses to buy Google for $1 Million
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion

2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks

You gonna get stonks

Stonks by BEEMOVIE September 19, 2019

Stonks 

Stonks

hey Nigel you gonna invest in my Stonks

Stonks by Nigel cone November 15, 2019

stonks 

stonks

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stonks by EVAVina June 22, 2022

Stonks 

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.

my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS

Stonks by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020