raptor jesus 

Raptor Jesus, the o Holy lord of all our worlds. He owns us all, and his disciples. Follow him, and he will spare his might from you. Raptor Jesus can move at Ninjah Speed.

And our Lord, Raptor Jesus, Came Upon, and delivered his holy wrath, and smote us.

raptor jesus by RaySpeed January 24, 2008

Raptor Jesus 

A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).

Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!

Raptor Jesus by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

Raptor Jesus 

Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”

"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."

Raptor Jesus by thegoddamnsiege January 2, 2021

Raptor-Jesus 

The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.

"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"

"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"

Raptor-Jesus by ILoveRaptor-Jesus16725 February 13, 2009

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse 

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

Super Raptor Jesus 

Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman

"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"

Super Raptor Jesus by Super Raptor Priest October 17, 2009

Baby Raptor Jesus 

An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.

Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!

Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!

Baby Raptor Jesus by NathanielLiles November 23, 2009