The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of
people by using plural
words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less
like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day
Greg recieves a text message from
Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from
Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.