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modern penpal 

A friendship developed exclusively over texting, emailing or other messaging service, usually someone you've never met. (See penpal for the antiquated version.)
My modern penpal is teaching me Serbian.
modern penpal by DixieBooks May 1, 2018

Alaskan Penpal 

The practice of finding someone on the internet to partake in the bizarre sexual practice of dressing as Eskimo and playing with frozen human excriment.
I met this guy on the net, he could be my next Alaskan Penpal
Alaskan Penpal by BorisNiggleBottom November 11, 2014

Illegal Penpal 

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween
Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross
Illegal Penpal by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024

Penal Colony Down Under 

A country that is also known as Australia to many which was once a penal colony of the British but until today still act like a penal colony as the majority of people there are either convicts or racists.

Penal Colony Down Under should be the new name to refer to this country until they are ready to get their shit together to show kindness to people of different beliefs, races and skin colour.
1. The covid-19 has brought the worst behavior of the people in the Penal Colony Down Under. Asian looking people are targeted for hate crime on a daily basis.

2. The terrorist who murdered everyone in the mosque in Christchurch is from the Penal Colony Down Under. Many people have refused to name him, such should also be applied to his country that now has become the centre of racism in the world.

Zaza Penalty 

A term for when someone is acting out of pocket and or on some bullshit so you pass them a some zaza so that they can chill tf out. Could also mean just going out for a smoke but usually after something ridiculous just happened and you need a moment to process.
Alan Diaz was buggin tf out inside the bar and scaring the bitches so Guapski took him outside for a Zaza Penalty.
Zaza Penalty by ye ight March 20, 2021
A very attractive Bengali which can be used on both genders
Look at that Pengali
Pengali by Pengali July 22, 2017