Makka 

A Makka is a person that simps for Hav0cWolf. He also tends to like younger women.

A Makkas dad tends to be very abusive alot of the time hence he has to simp for Hav0c.

Makkas are normal fully bald (hair and genitals) by the age of 13.

A very common quote for a Makka is "I like yo cut g."

Look at that dude simping for Hav0c, that's definetly a Makka..

Look at that guys hair, he must be a real Makka.

Makka by anonymous October 20, 2020

Makka 

A Makka is a person that simps for Hav0cWolf. He also tends to like younger women.

A Makkas dad tends to be very abusive alot of the time hence he has to simp for Hav0c.

Makkas are normal fully bald (hair and genitals) by the age of 13.

A very common quote for a Makka is "I like yo cut g."

Look at that dude simping for Hav0c, that's definetly a Makka..

Look at that guys hair, he must be a real Makka.

Makka by anonymous October 20, 2020

Makka 

A Makka's dad tends to be very abusive alot of the time hence he has to simp for Hav0c.

Makkas are normal fully bald (hair and genitals) by the age of 13.

A very common quote for a Makka is "I like yo cut g."

Look at that dude simping for Hav0c, that's definetly a Makka..

Look at that guys hair, he must be a real Makka.

Makka by pedroamc1 October 20, 2020

Makka Pakka 

The supposed cute cuddly character from show 'In The Night Garden'.

In reality Makka Pakka is the USSR's highest ranked Red Guard infantryman. This was obtained after Makka Pakka utilised the ovals on the side of his head to detect incoming Panzers Divisions (Most noticably the 7th Panzer Division or 'Ghost Division' which he detected were in fact falling down from the sky upon Soviet Forces.) during the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk.

After WW2 he worked in most Warsaw Pact nations aquiring skills for infiltration. Then after the 'Collapse' of the Soviet Union he was sent to the Night Garden to make it the Red Garden and to sabotage fascist rebellions by the Ninky Nonk. His bike thing is also known as the "Bike of the People".

SOVIET 1: Comrade did you hear that Kommissar Makka Pakka has spread socialism to the Night Garden
SOVIET 2: Yes comrade that is great news but that means he will be quoting Marx for the rest of the year
SOVIET 1:Oh wait he will won't h... oh shit here he comes
MAKKA PAKKA: Comrades do you know the state is a tool of oppression controlled by the bourgeois and shows the innate violence of capitalism!!!

Makka Pakka by ReliableNewsSource June 24, 2019

Makka Pakka 

Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen

Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.

Makka Pakka by Madie Lee June 28, 2020

Makka Pakka 

Makka Pakka is a character in the Cbeebies/Ragdoll Production In The Night Garden.

"Makka Pakka likes to wash faces"

Makka Pakka by Raven1982 September 29, 2008

makka pakka 

Makka Pakka is a nonce, a drug addict (cartel link in bio), FBI Agent and a bitch. If you see this makka pakka report to the police. Details: He is 7 inches long and a fat fuck.

Makka Pakka is a nonce

makka pakka by thegamer200_23 September 18, 2021