Mercy Main (noun, verb, submissive yet in control, the backbone of your entire team, and you better thank me for it)
Hi, I’
m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’
m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’
m going in to the objective
hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’
m in charge here. I’
m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for
dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the
truth: I’
m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with
chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So
maybe, just
maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Mercy Main
1. “Oh, you want me to
pocket you?
Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’
re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
