gormless 

Entirely bereft of gorm.

The gormless marketroid didn't realize that he was being had.

gormless by Dennis The Tiger July 7, 2005

gormless 

A person wiv the inteligence span of a dead fish

That Ben Browns a gormless focker

gormless by Jamie Elsworth May 1, 2005

gormless 

based on Roald Dahl's Matilda: people who aren't dull or stupid, but arrogant and narcissistic

well if look at the current British slang definition of gormless, it certainly wouldn't describe Matilda's parents in Roald Dahl's book, so I'd say gormless should have a new and improved meaning

gormless by Uncle Dimma May 24, 2016

Gormless 

Someone lacking so much of a clue they don't know ass from tit. Completely lacking in gorm.

Salesman: You're gormless

Josh: gormless?

Salesman: Yes! You've got no gorm!

Gormless by JaD August 5, 2018

gormless 

A person, male or female, whose intellect is sub-par. They say and do things that make you scratch your head. They have the tendency to either drool and/or accumulate that white stuff at the corners of their mouth. They tend to be slovenly people with no sense of style and their bodies tend to look asexual.

1. "Fuck me, look at that gormless bastard, what is that?"
2. "Is that a boy or a girl?"
3. "Are those tits or man tits?"
4. "I wouldn't fuck that gormless bitch with a ten foot bargepole"

gormless by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

Gormless 

Annie

Annie is gormless

Gormless by Schmeg licker May 5, 2022

Gormless 

Search for a picture of Dave Johnson.
Thats Gormless

If you look at Dave Johnson he is the definition of Gormless

Gormless by Zimzone2 May 18, 2024