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Verb to when the rights of a character (or multiple characters) get sold to a major corporation in order to market their products (in reference to the School of Frankfurt).
V2 and V3: Frankfurted
V4: Frankfurting
V5: Frankfurts
"HOLY FUCK! TURN ON THE NEWS! THE PEANUTS WERE FRANKFURTED TO SANRIO!"

Frankfurt shuffle 

An undulation of one's own body, particularly in the hips. This is carried out by Germans and fans of Germans in order to express the incredible contribution that German Pornography has had on the world.

It is also used to celebrate a good day in the stock market by vibrant German lovemakers.
Stewart, a quiet man, turned off his laptop and performed the Frankfurt Shuffle as he and his girlfriend used German 1980's pornography to stimulate their bedroom jollies.

frankfurt friendship 

when a man and woman(or 2 men or 2 women)get on their knees,ass to ass,and simotaneously analy fuck a frozen hotdog.
i met a girl on line,she said she was new in the area,i said come on over and start a frankfurt friendship.

Frankfurt Stock Exchange

The Frankfurt Stock Exchange (www.frankfurtstockexchange.de), operated by Deutsche Börse, was founded over 400 years ago and is home to public companies from over sixty (60) countries, with North American companies representing approximately 40% of the stocks listed (including over 3,000 U.S. Companies). The Frankfurt Stock Exchange is the world's third largest trading exchange, ranking only behind the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) and NASDAQ.
Many U.S. companies are choosing to go public on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange to avoid the Sarbanes-Oxley requirements.

Frankfurt Surprise

When a man puts a frozen brat in a woman's ass, waits until it thaws and then has her shit it out onto a bun. He then squirts mustard into her vagina and has her squirt it onto the brat. He then feeds it to her with his feet.
Guy 1: I gave Kelly the Frankfurt surprise last night.

Guy 2: Did you use mustard or relish?

Guy 1: Mustard.
Frankfurt Surprise by B@LLS Out January 10, 2009

Jevin D. Frankfurt moment 

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.
“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”