Elwood 

1990 Jeep Cherokee Grand Wagoneer.
Grey with fake wood paneling.
Purpose: to have sex in and is also great for hauling band equipment.

My first car was Elwood.

Elwood by Shelby Stafford April 22, 2006

elwood 

A registered sex offender

Only a real Elwood offends 7 year old boys

elwood by elwood7yearoldboys June 28, 2022

elwood indiana 

A small town in indiana mixed with meth heads and other various form of tweakers to old folk to the notorious daddy's money farm kids visiting from tipton where's there's nothing to fucking do

You smell that, yeah that chemical smell is someone cooking meth, it's how you know you're in elwood indiana

elwood indiana by Pukeandrally January 5, 2017

elwood, illinois 

The only thing Elwood has to offer is the ability to see just how screwing your cousin can end up. The whole town is related to each other before the wedding took place.

That kid must be from Elwood, Illinois. You can tell his parents are blood relatives.

elwood, illinois by Deanieboys23 May 18, 2017

Elwood Blues

The Younger of the Two Blues Brothers, he was played by Dan Aykroyd in the movies Blues Brothers and Blues Brothers 2000. Elwood is a motorhead, and sold the original Bluesmobile ((A Cadillac)) for a microphone. He then bought the new Bluesmobile, a 1940s Police Car, in an auction, and, by parking it in a

"I'd like some dry white toast, please."
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"
"It's A hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"You can't LIE to a nun."

Elwood Blues dances like the cokiest queer in the village. <3

Elwood Blues by RoboTribble May 6, 2006

Elwood Joke 

A joke that is really bad and is usually used after a funny joke. The Elwood joke cancels out the funny joke and makes everyone upset because they can no longer enjoy the funny joke due to how bad the Elwood joke is.

Elwood: You are a pitch.
*Only Elwood laughing*
That’s a p**** b****.
*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.

Elwood Joke by dheeh November 28, 2019

Fuckin Elwood 

An individual whos lips are in the constant puckered state as if waiting for a straw to be inserted.

Bro, dont do that you look like a fuckin elwood.

Fuckin Elwood by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009