When that 6,4'' tall glass of water slowly walks up to you and puts a .44 magnum to your
head. A man known Only as the Eastwood... you you better have paid your last dues. Because a badass such as this doesn't piss around. YOU
WILL DIE!
Clint Eastwood- the second founding father of America. Perferably not to be dicked with by the common street
thug, or anyone for that matter. Known to make mens eyeballs throw up at the mere sight of his testosterone filled manliness.
"Man has got to know his limitations."
"
Smith, Wesson, and me."
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you, Punk!"
"There are two kinds of men in this world... those that carry guns, and those that dig."
"I used to
stack fucks like you five foot
high and use em' as sand bags."
Death once had a near-Clint Eastwood experience.
It dosen't Matter if he fired six shots, or only five, he is Clint Eastwood.
Many a time can a man only choke out "It's clint Eas-" before they
die!
Clint Eastwood can't grow pubic hair, because hair dosen't grow on steel.
Lifes a bitch, and than you
DIE!