Bonerfied
Bonerfied by XxScenexcorexX August 26, 2006
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Bonerfied
When you see a very attractive woman but you are afraid to stick your penis inside of her because she most likely has 9-100 different diseases of the vagina, anal, or mouth area (or all of the above).
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Bonerfied Midget
Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
Bonerfied Midget by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010
Bonerfied lady
A genuine example of someone who supports and believes in the expression of love and joy for all human bodies through a feminine perspective. Specifically someone who experiences Rapid Onset LadyBoners.
Even a man who can appreciate another dude's forearms and butt, because it gives him a LadyBoner, can be a bonerfied lady.
Bonerfied lady by Byeuji June 17, 2023
bonered up
(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.
Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.
bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005
hot and bonered
gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."
hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010