a canned pound of meat that says makes you beefy but really makes the stuff under your skin beef. You become over weight and when you bleed you bleed cow blood instead. Beef starts oozing out of cuts. Makes it more difficult to piss because of the beef clogging everything down there.
The act of pulling your pants and underwear down, then letting a nice juicy mud monkey slide out of your anus into your unknowing friend's or sibling's mouth.
