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Bacon Strips

A Very Very Meaty Pussy.
Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with those curtains.
Bacon Strips by kalamir Erick July 24, 2008

bacon strips

Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.
My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
bacon strips by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

Bacon strips

1.Big, retro, jheri-curl looking, post-60s-Elvis sideburns. The bigger the better. They are bad-assssssss. Must extend further than the bottom of the earlobe. Hyde from "That 70s Show" illustrates them nicely.
1."Ron has the best bacon strips ever. He's been growing them since puberty."
Bacon strips by pimpin' nikki pee November 28, 2006

Bacon Strips

After Lenda had the baby her stomach was covered in becon strips.
Bacon Strips by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

gay bacon strips 

The term describes rainbow belt candy and was coined by the guys from the Epic Meal Time cooking show on YouTube. The term is most often yelled loudly, and only rarely used not in repetition.
"GAY BACON STRIPS!

GAY BACON STRIPS!

GAY BACON STRIPS!

GAY BACON STRIPS!
GAY BACON STRIPS!"
gay bacon strips by nt22 July 4, 2011

Loose Bacon Strips 

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine
1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.