Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his
money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one'
s bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This
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