A wonderful loving man who makes you
smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires
loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below
average university. Believes that he is the smartest
guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and
porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.
A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’
s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little
nose and tiny little
teeth.