A Mya is a person who enjoyes getting double digits of fingers shoved up her ass at the same time. All this while eating a pretzel. She enjoys jerry’
s asian ass, and also kids that hide their face in their yankees hat. She will piss the shit out of you, but if you find one, hold on to- nvm just pitch her straight in the
trash.
Don’t ask her if she’s pregnant, bc even if she wore a condom, she’ll still say
yes.