kelsey 

A dance that contains many black men and skeet.

Black Guy: DAMN, do the kelsey on that hoe!

kelsey by Glovin March 28, 2008

Kelsey 

A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!

Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"

Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"

Kelsey by Big Jeff22334455 July 18, 2011

Kelsey 

A name for a girl who is very shady, and backstabbing. She'll say she's your best friend, but then try and ruin a relationship between you and your boyfriend. Kelsey usually will tell one boy she's dating him and keep two on the side for backup, in case her current boy isn't keeping her happy. Kelsey usually updates her profiles saying how "ugly" or "lonely" she is just so she can get the attention of others. Kelsey will also flirt with other boys when one of her boyfriends isn't around so she can feel like she's "loved". Usually has more friends than she can count, but still for some reason feels lonely, and also makes everything more dramatic then it seems.

So, I'm dating Kelsey now!

Yeah, you and three other guys...

Kelsey by Wizard Ashyton August 6, 2011

kelsey 

She's a sleezy ass bitch that looks like a water buffalo. she's really easy and get around a lot

Last night the whole football team slept with Kelsey at a party

kelsey by fuck.bitches.get.money1321 August 29, 2016

Kelsey 

Fat.

I'm as confused as an uneatable cake.. Must be a "Kelsey".

If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.

Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!

Kelsey by Who ate all the PIES!? Kelsey. July 29, 2011

Kelsey 

A common boring name. Normally if you meet one. Their bitchy, nagging, probably have a huge nose, nasty hair, cheat on their boyfriend(s) with atleast 100+ guys, and two faced. Stay away from Kelsey's.

Hey did you see Kelsey at that party with him?
No, but I just seen her with a different guy.

Kelsey by Thatguy18 September 8, 2010

kelsey 

the bitchiest girl you'll ever meet . guys think shes an angel , but in reality shes a whore that cares about nothing besides her hair , how much tighter she can get her shirt and skirt , and how many penises she can get inside her vagina at one time .

guy: hey , do you know that girl over there ? she seems so perfect .
girl: that's a kelsey , unless you want to pick up an std , stay away from her .

kelsey by lovelymiss277 June 28, 2011