A Mya is a person who enjoyes getting double digits of fingers shoved up her
ass at the same time. All this while eating a pretzel. She enjoys jerry’
s asian
ass, and also kids that hide their face in their yankees hat. She will
piss the shit out of you, but if you find one, hold on to- nvm just pitch her straight in the trash. Don’t ask her if she’s pregnant, bc even if she wore a condom, she’ll still say yes.