Jonathan

The most funny,awesome,cool and caring person you will ever meet!

Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.

If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.

Girl 1: wow who is that boy!?!
Girl 2: oh,that Jonathan he's super nice to people!

Jonathan by Human-person March 12, 2019

Jonathan

A man who has a big dick.The lady’s love him but don’t tell him. Is funny ass fuck. And can make you say daddy

Jonathan is so fine

Jonathan by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019

Jonathan

A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.

This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.

Jonathan by Ekul132 April 28, 2019

Jonathan

A small dude that is such a bbot he cant even be nice. Sometimes he is nice but it depends

Person1:Jonathan is such a bbot

Jonathan by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019

Jonathan

A warriors bandwagon

Hates on lebrons greatness

A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom

Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan

Hates on smite players

Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist

Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down

Was once a dagger king

Goes by KING JO
Is very smart

Corrects everyone’s grammar

Thinks he’s always right

Jonathan is a wise man

Jonathan by J John May 29, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.

Jonathan: I’m the most educated man on this planet
Me: ok but what about your baby hairs?

Jonathan by anon5562 July 26, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan's are wonderful people. They are usually tall and slender. They are really good at football and are good people. Sometimes they break their bones but they heal fast because they are troopers. They can be in a school band too. They are very adorable and attractive also. They tend to have a medium deep voice. If you are friends with a Jonathan then you are a lucky person

Random person: wow is that Jonathan?

Another random person: yeah he is just so cute!! He broke his hand today. But he will be ok.

Jonathan by Ratty baddie October 2, 2019