The actual last name on the 45th orange president's birth certificate, proving he was born in the middle east and is a secret member of Isis.
My actual birth certificate says Donald "Osama" Covfefe but I've been trying to cover this up for a long time but I took too much ambien last night and revealed it by accident on Twitterfefe
covfefe /kovfeef/ verb. 1. to stubbornly, knowingly and baselessly propound or maintain an obvious and known untruth against logic, reason or uncontrovertible evidence to the contrary: knowing that he could be charged with perjury, all the witness could do was to covfefe. 2. to unconsciounably take advantage of an uninformed or disadvantaged party by resort to explanation or information beyond the experience or knowledge of that party: the astronomer chose to covfefe, by telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born. covfefed, covfefing, covfefer.
Knowing that he could be charged with perjury, all the witness could do was to covfefe.
The astronomer chose to covfefe, telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born.
A word with an infinite number of meanings, only used by those that are extremely underqualified to do their jobs and enjoy whining about the meanole news.