Caden

a gerontophile:)

caden likes older people who are thiccc

Caden by hoyari February 1, 2020

caden

A stuck up, conceited, arrogant pig who thinks he's better then everyone especially girls or one girl in particular . Has a fascination with arguing even though he's always gonna lose no matter how much he tries to convince himself otherwise. Blonde Cadens are by far the worst, if u start liking this blonde dingbat, do yourself a favor STAY AWAY! no matter how attractive he might be get the f*** away.
But don't let that scare u off Cadens can be very nice when they want to be, they can be funny and fun so don't judge them too quickly. give them a chance, maybe 2, or 3 or.... NO! don't do that! 3 strikes and theyr'e out. but seriously cadens are terribly awesome and awesomely terrible.

Tasha: caden could u be any more insensitive?!
Caden: ya! ya i could! but im nice so i wont:) unlike u
Tasha: *scoffs* ya right!
(argument continues for days and days and days and..........)

caden by skjvhskbgksd November 10, 2016

Caden

A boy who is triggered easily and becomes very demanding when it comes to being around fellow males.

Hey look he’s pulling a Caden again. LMAO

Caden by Ayeitsyaboyahh August 26, 2018

Caden

Possibly the most embarrassing human being to ever exist. He tells more bullshit than a bulls arse and claims he is the greatest when in reality he’s a total embarrassment

For fuck sake look at caden, look quick it’s giving me aids

Caden by Everyone to ever exist February 3, 2019

Caden

dum head and loves fortnite

hi im caden and im dumbo

this be a joke

Caden by ninja on twitch May 10, 2019

Caden

Caden also spelled (Kaden) was born in a shack north of the Mexican border. For the climate he was born in he is white af. He's the kind of kid who played Dragon Ball Z on his playstation 2 while his parents argued in the back room. For a caden this is normal but is highly rejected by most cadens entering the teenage years. Most caden's have fast motabolisms and will stay scrawny until late 40's. A caden wI'll lose his imperfect hairline by his early 20's. Most people notice he wears a hat, that's the effect of his paranoia for his terrible hairline. They are very self-conscious and get super triggered when offended. A caden wears glasses even though he doesn't need them because he believes they keep the devil from staring inside him to find no soul.

Wow he doesn't even need those glasses. He must be a caden.

Girl1: That guys hairline is terrible!
Girl2: I heard he was a caden.
Girl1: So he must be 20.

Caden by SteveDaFish February 16, 2018

Caden

Caden a Short really white boy never dates anyone has a girlfriend either called ruby or sarah

Damn that boy is so white and short

he must be a caden

Caden by someone caden knows August 9, 2018