Tori is the sexiest lil mamazita alive. She classically is referred to as Mama
Milf or The Mega
Milf. Whenever she is sighted in the far distant miles riding off into the sunset, everyone says the chorus of "all hail The MIlfinator" and the men respond with bashing their bellies against the
wall.
No one stands a chance if they
don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy
water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama
Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
Person 1: What's that speck of dust in the distance
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama
Milf, thats The Mega
Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets
run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge