Fourteen year prison sentence. Hell, almost a life sentence. Hey its not all bad. A TWO DAY break from your prison and the longest youll ever get in all your fourteen years is SIX WEEKS. enjoy your life sentence. Love, the government.
Prison. Just. Prison. The only good thing about school is recess. And no. Not lunch. This is because if you buy lunch it tastes like shit. And to those who pack lunch: You must be a lucky kid.
Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!