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Donald J. Trump 

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.
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Donald J. Trump 

A bad-tempered person, always spitting while talking, kills anyone who gets close to him except for his wife and kids. Hot in the head.

Donald J. Trump 

that guy who got a small loan of a million dollars
Guy: DID YOU HEAR DONALD J. TRUMP GOT A "Small" loan of A MILLION DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: no

Donald J. Trump 

The Best Goddamn President Ever! An amazingly successful American hero with a large following.
You're like a true Donald J. Trump, you're my hero!
Donald J. Trump by PATRIOT123 January 9, 2021

Donald J. Trump 

A racist, sexist, and homophobic slug-bucket that happened to become president because people of one of the above categories voted for him.
Donald J. Trump is a shitty president.