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Fire Snakes

When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole
Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.
Fire Snakes by Alex P. March 25, 2003

Fire Snakes

n. The result of consuming too many chilis and/or spicy food(s) causing long skinny poop that burns your sphincter.
Doug I loved your habanero salsa last night but it gave me the worst fire snakes ever this morning!
Fire Snakes by sheepski January 8, 2011

Fire Snakes

also known as a McKenzie.
Maaann, them burritos was hot, not lookin' forward to the McKenzie in the mornin'.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026