JV 

JV or (Jealous Vagina) Is a Term used when your Girlfriend is jealous of when
you are hanging out with other women, besides her.

"hey man, the other day from getting back with hanging with Jamie; My girlfriend went crazy, saying she doesnt want me hanging around her anymore."

"Shes got a JV"

JV by Phil Di Poce September 30, 2008

jv 

in a lesser league, amateur, not hardcore, lacking chops, not able to bring it (from junior varsity)

I thought I was a partier in high school, but I was straight JV, I didn't even do shots.

Don Juan is no ladies' man, his skills are JV, he doesn't even know how to go down on a girl and take her to the promised land.

jv by elvette July 20, 2006

JV 

Noun- Abbreviation for Junior Varsity, often used to point out something/someone not up to a high level or demonstrates inexperience.

Verb- To refuse to participate in a fun activity, typically to do homework or to go home and pretend to do homework while actually going on facebook. More generally, to bitch out. This is also used in its unabbreviated form, "to Jon Victor."

You didn't log off of facebook and someone changed your status? That's a JV mistake.

That party was pretty JV- it was lame and everyone passed out at 11:00

That guy just JV'ed out of the White Panda Concert to go study.

We were going to go to Chick-fil-a with Jon but he JV'd and went home to go on facebook instead.

JV by lv2011 April 28, 2011

jv 

A brainless necrophiliac that is always fucking a side of rotten beef. A person that can astalproject and rape you. An online pimp player. A genius for hire. A person that has successfully climbed "Pho Mountain" and gained immortality. An invincible gook.

JV can take 6 bullets to the head with a smile.

jv by Stubs December 12, 2004

Jv 

this is a nickname usually given to handsome people

"uy ang pogi nya o"
"ah oo si Jv kasi yan"

Jv by angsarapmopia October 16, 2022

JV 

JV (Junior Varsity) is the level below Varsity in American high schools.
If somebody isn't up to scratch, they would be JV

"Paul only had 5 shots, and he's already wasted!"
"That's some JV shit, right there"

JV by P. Knuckles May 14, 2007

JV 

A person who has feelings for girls who are much younger than themselves.

'That guy is a JV'
'That guy must be a JV, he has just cheated on his 14 year old girlfriend'

JV by Kaz 2kn7 April 2, 2007