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Panty Hamster 

An abnormally hairy snatch
Hey bitch, shave that fuckin panty hamster, before it bite me!!
Panty Hamster by Minger Magnet April 18, 2003

Panty Hamster 

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."
1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.
Panty Hamster by fencecat42 September 5, 2008

panty hamster 

it what a woman hids in her pantys. pussy minge
i pulled this bird last night and when i undressed her she had the cutest little panty hamster
panty hamster by badgerroy June 28, 2008

Panty hamster 

Very furry vagina that squeals
Panty hamsterMy god did u hear that panty hamster squeal as it walked by
Panty hamster by Donkey blooms December 2, 2017

drippin wet panty hamster

a hairy vagina that is saturated and dripping of bodily fluids.
my wife caught me staring at her drippin wet panty hamster.

my girlfriend was playing with her drippin wet panty hamster.

Panty Hampster 

Slang for Vagina, labias and flabias, this term also can be used for hairy muff, or beef curtains with fur. Can also be used in reference to women in general.
Jeez Danielle you let that panty hamster run wild.

There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.

I want to bury my face in that panty hamster
Panty Hampster by Big DK August 25, 2005