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Jonas Brothers 

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
Jonas Brothers by Super Tips July 28, 2023

jennasneeze 

When a VERY HOT person sneezes and sounds like a choking dog.
*sneezes like a choking dog*
That was one hell of a jennasneeze!
jennasneeze by TonyMo April 7, 2007

The Jonnys 

The Jonny's is when you take a huge hit of weed, but then start throwing up and shaking, and coughing hard. Last about 2 minutes.
Alex: hey tony u just took a one hit wonder (Gravity bong)
Tony: yeah I think I'm gonna get The Jonnys
(Bhle)
Jonny:he he threw up (bhllllleeeee)
The Jonnys by tony9999992 August 25, 2013

Jonasism 

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019

My Name is Jonas 

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.
weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
My Name is Jonas by edwild22 March 1, 2009
(Pronounced Johna)
A girl who's fun to be around. She's never shy, and loves to speak what's on her mind; she's blunt. She's somebody people tend to go to for advice. She'll never let you down, and will only tell you the truth.
Person 1: "I'm so upset and lost in life...I'm not sure what to do."

Person 2: "You should talk to Jonna about it, she'll give you good advice."
jonna by apeprillmarie April 1, 2009