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Uncrustable

The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.
Uncrustable by KatieKitKat October 21, 2015
not being crusty
(ugly, gross, and crusty)
yo dude the girl i saw tonight was so uncrusty she had the biggest tits iv ever seen.
uncrust by LIIIIIIIIZ September 14, 2009

Uncrustables

The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.
Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.
Uncrustables by BigDickBreaden October 7, 2018

uncrustables

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!
uncrustables by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.
Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump
Uncrustable by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011

uncrushworthy 

Not worthy of having a "crush" on
That girl is good-looking, but her whiney personality makes her uncrushworthy.
uncrushworthy by IceCheerMom November 11, 2007