Uncrush

I wanted Tom so badly, but then he got my best friend Katie pregnant, and ran off without missing a beat. You bet your ass I uncrushed him!

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Uncrustable

The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.

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not being crusty
(ugly, gross, and crusty)

yo dude the girl i saw tonight was so uncrusty she had the biggest tits iv ever seen.

uncrust by LIIIIIIIIZ September 14, 2009

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The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.

Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.

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Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

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To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

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Not worthy of having a "crush" on

That girl is good-looking, but her whiney personality makes her uncrushworthy.

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