Gay ass nerdy bitch who probably smells like shit since he plays 15 online call of duty tournaments a day and plays 25 hours 8 days a week and has a fat ass ugly mole on his face.
"Dude where were you this weekend?"
"I fucking pulled a blaztful and sat on my ass all day."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)