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Cheapensive

When a product is cheaply made, but at the same time, it's sold in a store at an expensive price.
Man, these earbuds are so cheapensive!! They cost $50, but every time I get a pair, they short out on me 2 weeks to 2 months later!!
A GPS navigator that doesn't work as well as you had hoped. It will not recognize what rode you are on, if it is not a main road, and will not recognize certain house numbers or stores.
I really should have sprang an extra $50 and gotten a real GPS instead of this crappy old CheapES.
CheapES by TangClock March 17, 2009

cheaper to fire you 

1. It is an expression used by an employer to indicate that an employee is worthless and completely expendable.

2. An expression used to show that an employer does not give a crap about an employee.
Employee: Hey Vince (boss man or employer) it has been 10 years now since my last 50 cent raise.
Employer: Bro. It's cheaper to fire you.
cheaper to fire you by EGX December 23, 2013

Cheaper to Keep Her 

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.
My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

65 is the cheapest 

Meaning a gross girl.
Chick wants me to fuck but 65 is the cheapest

cheaper than the bus 

phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.
"glass pieces at Conventry were only 30 bucks!"
"wow, those are cheaper than the bus"
cheaper than the bus by bph4eva October 30, 2004