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Cheapensive

When a product is cheaply made, but at the same time, it's sold in a store at an expensive price.
Man, these earbuds are so cheapensive!! They cost $50, but every time I get a pair, they short out on me 2 weeks to 2 months later!!
A GPS navigator that doesn't work as well as you had hoped. It will not recognize what rode you are on, if it is not a main road, and will not recognize certain house numbers or stores.
I really should have sprang an extra $50 and gotten a real GPS instead of this crappy old CheapES.
CheapES by TangClock March 17, 2009

65 is the cheapest 

Chick wants me to fuck but 65 is the cheapest

cheapest team in the world 

The San Antonio Spurs of the NBA.

No other team of players in any sport has been assembled in the history of mankind that approaches the cheapness factor of the San Antonio Spurs.
Hey Ed, did you see the cheapest team in the world last night? They beat the New Orleans Hornets after getting 15 straight ref calls in their favor.

The cheapest team in the world consists of "grab your balls" Bruce Bowen, cheap shot Rob Horry, "little French fucker" Tony Parker - the shittiest rapper in the world, Tim "I should be punched in the face every time I hit one off glass" Duncan, Manu "I just flail my arms and foul every person with the ball on defense but never get called for it" Ginobli, and a bunch of other notable cheap bastards that should be all hit with bats for being so cheap.

Cheapersons 

A family that travels on an extreme budget, going as far as getting free accomodations by pretending to be interested in a time share.
Son - Aww Dad, do we have to sit through ANOTHER mandatory presentation??
Father - Yes son, but hopefully this one will be less than 4 hours and we will get to the beach before dark today! Chin up, bud, we're the Cheapersons! This whole trip is costing us less than 200 bucks!
Cheapersons by MJohnsonD July 12, 2018
When someone tells you something out of utter boredum
cheapness by Sim_freek November 5, 2004