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IITYWYBMAD 

An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.
Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWYBMAD by leveller225 September 15, 2004
Related Words
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A degenerative disease of being too stupid to figure out how to post on an internet message board.
The hypocryte Diggle posted in the wrong thread due to Igitis.
igitis by H. Eskin October 10, 2006
short for idiot, generally a weak minded person. usually said with comic sensibility.
dude, you are such an igit. (after which everyone hopefully laughs.)
igit by jonvon November 11, 2003
*sign on wall of restaurant* IITYWYBAD?

customer: what does that sign say?
waiter: If I tell you will you buy a drink?
Flavia Et Cornelia in agris current, Igitur, flavia is dumb.

(flavia and cornielia are in the field running, therefore flavia is dumb.)
Igitur by Quacks66 September 28, 2009

igitating 

when someone gets on your nerves and is a moron they are igitating.
when you won't stop laughing while someone tells you not to. that's igitating
igitating by Lorie Pipenger June 14, 2004