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no lifer 

someone who dosent work and has no friends except online.
Rehmeyer is such a no lifer.
no lifer by jenfs October 21, 2007
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Lufer Lifer luser luber Lucero luger luder LUFTRA Luker luberty

no lifer 

Somebody who devotes their life to one specific activity because they have absolutely nothing better to do in their spare time. One such example is somebody who plays video games more than 12 hours a day because they have nothing better to do. No activity is exempt from this though, and video games can't be singled out, this applies to sports, outdoor activities, etc...
no_lifer: You have no life. All you do is play video games.
other_guy: No, I have other things I can do. I just choose to play video games.
no_lifer: Well what about me. All I have to do with my life is play football? I'm not a no lifer. I have friends.
other_guy: Actually, you don't have a life. Just having friends and spending your time playing sports doesn't mean you automatically have a life.
no lifer by videogameplayer January 17, 2011

No Lifer 

Someone who updates twitter / facebook / their personal blog (WTF, who owns these? we don't care what you think!) practically every moment, detailing EVERY SINGLE event that happened in their day.

So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.
A: -twitters- MM, I'm hungry.
A: -twitters- YUM going to starbucks now!
A: -facebooks- Going to my boyfriends now!
A: -twitters later- Giving my bf a bj! GTG!

We don't care. x_X Stupid no lifer.

Hans get the Luger 

A term used to describe how much someone hates a situation and/or a person or group of people. This term only really works in Germany due to their outstanding humor.
*kid does fortnite dance*
Person 1 to Person 2 :"Hans get the Luger"
Lucero is the brightest to all who look into her eyes. She has the warmest smile that keeps you coming back. She is never ending, deeper than the deepest ocean. She is an alpha female who wants to balance between alpha and beta. Life has not granted her that yet. She wants emotional security and a loyal mate. She gives more than humanly possible. If you can make her smile genuinely you will be hooked for life. You will only care and love her. If you screw her over you’ll never get another chance. She is direct and expects the same. She only wants the truth. Lie for any reason and you’ll miss out. When she loves, you’ll know it, don’t push her. She is the keeper of my soul. I know I’ll be hers forever. There is no turning away from her.
She provides the sunshine to live.
Lucero is my Lioness
Lucero by Federico Suave August 30, 2021
1. Someone who is sentenced to life in prison
2. When a birder sees a bird they've never seen before
1. He murdered his whole family so now he's a lifer
2. I just saw a Red-throated Loon, it was a lifer!
Lifer by (****()) August 25, 2022