gonkie 

An abnormally good quality/potency; term used to describe an advanced mind stupor resulting from recent drug use.

Man, you have to try this new bud its some of that gonkie shit.

gonkie by ChronicKnight November 18, 2015

Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

gookietown 

A place where one can find inner peace and tranquility

Hey man, that dank you gave me took me straight to gookietown.

gookietown by Iamgookie January 8, 2015

Adam Gontier 

Sexiest man alive. Frontman of the kickass band Three Days Grace.

(Watching a TDG music video)
Girl: Who's that?
Me: The kickass rock band known as Three Days Grace.
Girl: Good to know, but I was referring to that sexy beast of a lead singer.
Me: Oh, him? That's Adam Gontier.
Girl: He is so hot, and his voice is so sexy!
Me: I know.

Adam Gontier by bbtdgfan123 September 25, 2010

Adam Gontier 

Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.

Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)

Adam Gontier by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Adam Gontier 

Singer/Song-Writer.

Born and raised in Ontario, Canada.

Possibly the Second Coming of Christ

Most Noted for his role as the ex-lead singer of Three Days Grace and lead singer for Saint Asonia

Adam Gontier is possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time

Adam Gontier by LaneTaco October 15, 2018

Gönke

En exclamation used to express discomfort and shock

*two teachers making out in the hallway
Aden: Gönke!! *runs away

Gönke by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020