Shmurged

To be both drunk and high at the same time.

"I went to that party last night and got fuckin' shmurged!"

by SloppyToppy November 6, 2015

Smurged

Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.

Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.

by SuperTrucker22 May 20, 2018

shmured

To be f*cked over physically or mentally

selina shmured me over
i shmured selina last night

by bcannady December 2, 2018

Shmugged

When you have been mugged then proced to get shit thrown at you

'when i got shmugged the other day i got so much shit in my mouth'

by TheBigNick February 9, 2022

shmurger

noun. What you eat when you're feeling shmee.

After a long night of drinking, nothing tastes better than a shmurger.

by Hook222 June 25, 2006

Shmurgen

A word meaning Bitch

Your such a little shmurgen Bartholomew!
You shmurgen!

by Rypt May 13, 2021

Shmurgenheiming

The act of going on Urban dictionary to find the definition of another bogus phrase to prove something you hold far too important in the middle of a conversation - often to the dismay of others around you.

Dang, I cannot stand that Shmurgenheiming vibe-killing loser!

by Weaver1978 April 2, 2023