sauggy 

Not really a true definition, but pronounced as "saw-gy-" and defines everything that sounds sauggy.

"John was so sauggy last night!"
"Yeah, he woke up to saug everywhere man. What a great night."

sauggy by nocooterboy October 29, 2015

Jacob Saggytits 

a fuckboi who has no talent and who makes millions off of rapping the abc's (also has saggytits)

hey m8 look at me the MLG OpTiC_Keemstar (use code keem) then look at that abc's singin, bubble gum dum dum, muffin lookin, mug over der jacob saggytits

Jacob Saggytits by FrOsTeD_sMoKe June 16, 2016

Jacob Saggytits 

1. Jacob Sartorius. An 18-year-old stuck in the body of a twelve-year-old who has one viral song that has 2.1 MILLION dislikes placing it in the top 14 most disliked videos on Youtube.

2.A "stoner" who probably only smoked once or twice and has "🍃" as his most used emoji.

1. I fucking hate Jacob saggytits he is a waste of a human life.

2. HaHa he just paid me $50 for a gram of oregano, what a Jacob saggytits.

Jacob Saggytits by sammyel December 3, 2020

ballbag snuggy

to give a man a wedgie using his own scrotum; reach between legs from behind and pull back and up.

Thinking that a towel snap in the locker room was the ultimate insult, the bully cried for momma when I gave him a ballbag snuggy

ballbag snuggy by LtMonkeyboy February 14, 2008

jacob saggytities 

A fuckboy who sub bots on youtube, and fucks Ricegum on a day to day basis

" Look Mahkmoud, it's Jacob Saggytities"

jacob saggytities by Team Salc (official) November 26, 2017

saggy titties 

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.

"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

saggy titties by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

Jacob saggytits 

Canser

Jacob saggytits cancer

Jacob saggytits by Soles65533 June 8, 2017