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chapello 

Not coming of existence
Something that will probably never happen
Never ever so you can forget it
Can I have fifty dollars? Chapello cause that'll never happen
Can I get your number? Chapello
chapello by Duhh_Bratt February 24, 2018

Chapello 

That will never fucking happen
Her: I could take your man yanno Cindy
Cindy: Chapello, cause that will never fucking happen
Chapello by TiqBodyGyal May 23, 2018

Chapel Shaft 

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
Chapel Shaft by VixenMask June 29, 2014

dave chappelle 

An incredibly funny comedian who hosts his own show on Comedy Central. Even though his humor caters more towards urban Black-Americans, the sheer talent of Dave, and his wide variety of sketches makes his show well worth it for anyone to watch.
Next, on the Dave Chappelle Show, we focus on the days when "Keepin' It Real" goes horribly wrong.
dave chappelle by sarcastic March 29, 2004

Apple Chapel 

Apple Chapel is best known to teenagers of the north shore in particular those from Knox Grammar.

Rumor has it that a teacher was coming back from detention when they heard a sound coming from inside the chapel. To their surprise they found two boys with their pants around their ankles and apple sauce in hand.

They say that they licked it of each other and used it as lube.

Needless to say the schools been stuck with the reputation ever since. Many people don't believe this to be true but after the arrest earlier this year.....well who knows.
"Hey did you hear about apple chapel?"

"yer that's nasty stuff"
Apple Chapel by ily4uract October 7, 2009

Crystal Chappell 

Crystal Chappell is a soap actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Olivia Spencer (on Guiding Light) and 1/2 of the supercouple Otalia.

Crystal is now currently employed on Days of Our Lives and is working closely with writer Kim Turrisi and director Hope Royaltey on their new web-based show Venice.
"Did you see how awesome Crystal Chappell was on the show yesterday? She should win an Emmy!"

"Crystal Chappell is THE goddess of daytime TV."
Crystal Chappell by K8eistrubl August 22, 2009