Bros before Hoes. This guy has no bitch, not because he can't get one..
But because he'd rather get wasted with his buds, watch tv, play ridiculous amounts of cod, eat like a starved animal, etc. without having to answer and devote his time to some woman.
Brochelor: "Man... i really want a sandwhich... guess i'll just have to make it myself."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.