Cunt Cough 

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

Cunt Cough by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

Cuban Cunt Cough 

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

Cuban Cunt Cough by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010

Cunt Caught 

1. Being so far up your bitch's ass that you forget your friends, ignore your family, and do everything she commands of you without question.

2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.

Where is Brad tonight, the Super Bowl is on?

He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.

Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!

Cunt Caught by The Philosopher2012 December 7, 2009

Couch Cunt 

Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt

Couch Cunt by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020

couched cunt 

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.

Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.

couched cunt by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018

cuntcough 

When she comes and squirts in your mouth and you choke on her juices.

She squirted in my mouth when I was going down on her; led me to cuntcough when I swallowed her load.

cuntcough by Lou Kong July 21, 2018