The University Studies that focus on the Study of "Lil Moser". There are Moserology courses offered by Oxford, Cambridge, Yale and Imperial for the brightest of the aspiring moserologers. When you are done with your diploma or phD the world is basically yours as you can basically do any job that pays more than 100k a year and you will have millions of bitches on your cock 24/7 because of the unlimited amount of clout you have for being a moserologer.
Example 1-
John: Damn how does Jacob have so much money and so many girls on his dick at the young age of 24?
Fred: He just graduated from Moserology, he's a lucky guy
Example 2-
Donny: Whats up bitch wanna fuck me?
Felicia: What the fuck ew fuck off creep
Donny: How dare you speak to a moserologer like that?!
Felicia: Oh my god you're a moserologer??? sksksksk i'm so sorry and I oop-
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"