Crite
Crite by ShahidTheGreat January 7, 2009
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Crite
Crite - A derogatory term you can use when there's people around you can't swear near.
Crite - Cross between Crap/Shite.
Crite - Cross between Crap/Shite.
*Teamate being an ass on an online game* STOP DICKING AROUND AND PLAY THE GAME YOU LITTLE CRITE!
*This movie was a load of crite, totally predictable.
*This movie was a load of crite, totally predictable.
Crite
From the word critter meaning monster or mob in a video game. This term started with my friends and I while playing the first Doom. I believe my uncle coined the term. Variations can be like: Boss Crite, Floaty Crite, Explodey Crite, etc.
Crite by JDFaknthal January 28, 2009
Crite
Name meaning, someone who has the heart of a bull, but the mind of a warrior. Someone who is loyal to the ones they love the most, but becomes a fiery force if provoked. Someone who is gifted.
I have the heart of the Crites.
You better not upset a Crite.
I only trust the Crite family.
GSoLola are talented with that Crite boy.
You better not upset a Crite.
I only trust the Crite family.
GSoLola are talented with that Crite boy.
Hippo-crite
A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.
hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.
You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite
You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite
Hippo-crite by The Truth about People September 6, 2013
Hippie-crite
Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".
MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
Hippie-crite by Velma Hart August 17, 2011
hippie-crite
A non-hippie scumbag who thinks they know everything. Being a hippie is generally about peace and love but they constantly grow angry and are fucking cocks about fat chick with back tits
Dude i was walkin down the street the other day in my new Abercrombie shirt when some hippie-crite runs over to me and starts bitchin about how im a conformist fuck and hes gonna kick my ass. So I pounded his hippiecritical ass into the ground
hippie-crite by jjsupah November 4, 2004