Penistralia 

The planet where all penises originate from.
A planet worse than Uranus.
The planet is a creamy white color, the surface is really sticky (with small amounts of a red, bloodlike fluid).
A planet in which STD's are normal, everyone has HIV, AIDS, and Genital Herpes.

Elton John: "I can't wait to get to Penistralia because there's gonna be a hugeee sausagefest there.
David Furnish: "I thought my dick was enough for you!!"
Elton John: "WELL I WANT DICKS EVERYWHERE, even in my underwear!"

Penistralia by Estretoseten February 27, 2015

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

Penistarian 

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick

Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.

Penistarian by Straadius August 1, 2009

Penistration 

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.

The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.

Penistration by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

Penetralia 

To penetrate the vagina or anus using your testicles.

We got freaky last night and tried some penetralia!

Penetralia by TUowls January 23, 2011

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014