nonymoose

A nonymoose is a twat wannabe hacker, who thinks he can take down the whole FBI network, when actually he can't even take down your mum's Tesco router.

Nonymoose: omg l0l im gonna shrek da CIA und FBI wiv my £6000 booter lulz

Friend: You're such a fucking nonymoose.

by Worrying Anal Seepage November 23, 2014

Anonymoose

An anonymous moose.

You don't know it's name, it's identity, or it's hangout.

But it will find you.

And it will moose you to death.

Jim: "Hey. What's the name of that moose?"

Joe: "I don't know. It's an anonymoose."

Jim: "Is it dangerous?"

Joe: "More dangerous than anything you've ever seen. It'll moose you to death."

Jim: "Moose me? What's that m- AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! IT'S MOOSING ME! OH GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFFFF!"

by Muffin_Of_Doom5 September 16, 2009

nonymous

The opposite of "anonymous"

I can't write him a nonymous letter, or he'll kill me in my sleep.

by ZeroX131 January 25, 2008

Nonmonosexual

An umbrella term for people who are sexually attracted to more than one gender (i.e., bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, etc.)

Person 1: I'm bisexual, which also makes me nonmonosexual!
Person 2: I'm pansexual, which also makes me nonmonosexual!
Person 1 and 2 hug and get along.

by nbmft13 January 9, 2016

nonymous

Something that is publicly known. A proven accepted fact.

Everyone knows he's an alcoholic. He should have been the founder of A.N. - Alcoholics Nonymous.

by Craig7 February 16, 2008

nonymouse

Nony?

A nonymouse?

by PinSands7 March 17, 2019

Fro-yo-nonymous

An anonymous person who gives you frozen yogurt (fro-yo)

*opens the door and finds frozen yogurt at doorstep*

John: What?! Someone left frozen yogurt on my doorstep and ran away!

Eric: Did they leave a name?

John: No.

Eric: They're such a fro-yo-nonymous.

by pseudosynthesizer September 30, 2011