Sperm Web 

When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web

*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!

Sperm Web by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014

Sperm web 

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

Sperm web by Lolbrono January 16, 2023

spermweb 

Being prevented from blowing your load, either directly or indirectly.

"Dude, my girlfriend took all my porn and she won't do anything with me until she's off her period. I can't live like this, I'm in a fucking spermweb."

spermweb by AllKnowingJackOfTrades October 9, 2011