Cramming 20 years of emotion into a six month relationship. 1st date consists of dinner, a u-haul, wedding plans and pulling the goalie. Only having it end on a 400 mile road on twotanks of gas.
I meet this awesome chick on tinder 2 hours ago, I think I'm going full Donald
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.