tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.

Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!

tree jew by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014

jew tree 

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

jew tree by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

jewish tree 

The act of placing ones index finger in the gluteus [maximus.

I just gave you a jewish tree!

jewish tree by johnnyjohnny March 21, 2005

Treejew 

The little Jesus on top of a Christmas tree

This year’s Christmas tree is too big, we don’t have the right sized treejew

Treejew by Floppy1975 August 25, 2019